Take a deep breath, and enjoy your surroundings

australiansanta:

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

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roxolotl:

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

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internetcrisis:

ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life. 

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beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

• get skinny
• get hot
• get rich

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childrentalking:

bighuge:

hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom, hold this for me

ok 

i’ll make sure he’s safe dont worry

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